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Cramp

Cramps are considered to be one of the most common accidents in the room of the sage that ruins your love and also causes less serious complications.

Normally, couples will experience a few times this situation. Although it does not cause dangerous health and life consequences, it is also a disruptive factor in the 'love' and reminds you that your body needs to be supplemented with some substances.

Reason:

- Sex in the traditional posture with the partner is too heavy: When the relationship is in this position (you are below the heavy partner above), the weight of the partner weighs on the person causing the entire body to catch You have to stretch, brace yourself for the other person. That is the reason for involuntary muscle contraction and lead to cramps.

- Diet lack of water and zinc deficiency.

- Oral contraceptives: Side effects of birth control pills can cause cramps during sex.

- Urination too long: During the relationship, if you have to hold your urine too long, your body will lose urine reflexes according to the cycle, stressful mood easily leads to cramps.

- Excessive stress: Uneasy mood, excessive stress to stretch, bracing yourself to 'love' will be a good condition for cramps to have 'development' opportunities.

How to handle accidents:

The phenomenon of cramps when having sex only takes about a few seconds but also causes pain and discomfort. In this situation, you need to stop 'love' immediately and slowly stretch your legs until the muscles are fully relaxed. You should also rest and massage so that your muscles and nervous system are restored. Then you can apply ice cold or take a hot bath to regain your spirit.

Upper Room

Thuong forever style is a phenomenon after ejaculation, men suddenly change color, face is white, breath is short and folded, cold, limbs twitch . the husband collapses right on his wife's belly while 'in battle . This is the most dangerous accident in the room. If you don't know how to handle it, it can cause death.

Upper style code according to Oriental medicine is called positive. Positive jaundice appears when intercourse is called upper code. If it appears after the intercourse is finished, it will be called lower code

Cause: Not because of sex but due to cardiovascular collapse due to too excited.

How to handle accidents:

In this case, the wife should not be frightened, embarrassed to push her husband out, to keep his 'weapon' in the 'war zone' and use sharp objects (ice needles, hairpins .) to stab her tailbone. husband

At the same time, using the tip of the finger, press firmly into the central point of the central point of the central groove from the root of the nose to the upper lip, to help him recover the senses, combine to make artificial respiration to stimulate breathing.

Or according to word of mouth, if a sharp object is not available, a woman can pluck cilia (if available, usually around the anus of a man). Then slowly and gently bring the man down, rub his whole body, combining respiratory stimulation.

Don't be shy about this because now only a woman can save the man's life. The woman needs to identify "Now or never", and then quickly bring the man to the hospital.

Oral sex during braces

This case is also shared by Dr. Robert Hartman. A first-year college student who was hospitalized in a state of severe swelling of the penis, had some scratches on the skin of the penis.

After the doctor questioned, the patient confessed that he had oral sex with another student who had braces. The braces have been cut into the patient's penis, enabling bacteria and bacteria in braces to penetrate the penis.

Wedding rings stuck to the penis

According to Dr Hartman, he once treated a 60-year-old man trapped in a ring on his penis.

The patient had an erectile dysfunction, after finding out how to treat himself on the Internet, he decided to get married to the penis in hopes of resolving his problem.

The ring prevented blood flow to the patient's penis, causing it to swell and necrotic the border. After the doctor successfully removed the ring, the patient recovered well.