Naked life after marriage.

2. Traveling with his wife, dark sleep hotel, the phone rang enough stop the kind of massage the masseuse. My wife mad says: "you, the robber's sister?"

3. On the toilet don't have closed, gone to bring bath clothes, like to deflated always add, in conclusion my wife didn't consider me as the opposite sex. Many doctors at the bag very well.

4. After four women's biggest question is: bonus or laying tongue surgery, born one or two students, how to please my husband, mom, how is solved if the perpetrator was a third.

5. Hear people tell before and after the wedding, the British husband completely washing properties. I am lucky to get such a tandem husband đc. Regardless of what birthday new year ceremony, he also never had the gift for me. But I keep the salary he should like what is purchased.

6. absolute brother ko đc to bank cards reached the hands of sisters. Ko trading up. Remember the old days new wedding my wife always "I love", "my husband loves", never angry, pamper me day and night. Most of the time at the Guard I've delivered for her bank cards. Then within just three months, she told me to get out, I yelled at 382 is 276 times, pig 194 times told me to go to hell, 87 times "smaller home dare you create Pikemen, man," 39 times refused point-blank when I'm money.

7. My son ask marriage life is like, I then get the ipod, remove most of the songs in it, just leave a post, and then turn the mode runs continuously until the battery runs out.

Marriage infidelity heaven?

8. Before the wedding, to work on the saw in the home well-lighted feel suddenly more common than bẫng. After the wedding, how about seeing the House lights the lights then two legs wearing heavy lead.

9. Before her wedding said: "tonight I'd dimensional washing you." After the wedding she said: "tonight you'll excuse the dishwasher."

10. get Seated with my brother, his wife called to urge on you, bothered too generically new: "I'm busy job, she don't have dripping!" Brother of applause or praise. Arriving at the House and he brought into the leg hug his wife: "you know, wife, brothers errors sat, me out a little dread. This week the House worry, me. "

11. Go back to the lives of students, tan ca is home, top, field allowance last month, detailed, but still poorer than both students. Cleaning cooking rice, you go to the market, something also said. If dismissal can go to nursery soon đc.

12. The couple quarrel, my husband immediately too said: "I do that on this House, I was the girl!" Half an hour later, he hand-picked husband armpits brought knocking: "Mama, open doors, buy vegetables back."

13. An additional but mother ko đc treated like a child.

14. Feedback before my home a dog, family status and parity is the wife-my-dog-I. After the sick dog died, the House adopted a cat again, this time family status became his wife-the-cats-I.

15. Love one another eight years, the untold truth hard to finally address together. Every day is done I ran home, the House I worry all, don't miss the commute, wife to later have a baby I would hire someone to help take care of it, my wife just had a responsibility to enjoy happiness. Mosquito bite hurts, ko made đc anymore, only officers curious about a House.

16. Wanted to marry the wedding want to single the single, to finally the people also regret.=