101 funny experience raising the first child (P2)

Story 7. The go tướt

MebeSach Mother- "That day my teething should tướt, then not know where reason, every few minutes put back once you lose sleep. Mercy child couple too, reasoning, "sure as shit not straight so young, or allows his new pump your ass for me".

So parents bring the boy out of the pump; the crying, the mother, father, override pump move. The result is a small guy shit himself was nothing, that tướt, not fertilizer that pump. After that, your child had blood in the stool that is holding the doctorsgo, bring the stool tests.

Pending test results, liver colon unbearable hot. And the results don't. Husband and wife home, my ass out to see then see ... a hole. At the time the couple dozen new fire, you tướt, come many times, it was so soft and wet redness and very vulnerable, at the pump for you, you should still not be stabbed father not spank that back into the meat.

Now sit three review diary and recall past stories to see how "nuts". Sometimes messing with my husband, "what do research, Dr. do you tướt, that took away the pump your ass".

Story 8. Anyone please for

Mother Thankyou- "The two familiar habit of sleeping late, getting up late, the first days of my thought, my children eat sleep on three times as adults should also couple the raw concrete formula" breakfast, lunch, and dinner "for children.

The day my gauge is recommended after the afternoon for the Munich 1 belly, couple rolling spin out sleep, to 1-2 hours after the crying demand feeding, two beat up luýnh don't know what reason. Most of the husband and wife to each other, and then the closing competition has just rung just shaking, tired at all. The old days husbands mother tongue have the child care should also have little experience.

Frustrated, he communes to cu in the crib I straight out of the room screaming: "Mai mom take it away for you to go, but this cry to sleep. Don't know what to think, I mixed milk bottle feed straight into my mouth and found it shut, then from there, the official chorus of the night until now, that no one may please, not sure for you too. Long long time couple tỏm tẻn still laugh again and hugged son kissing. "

Story 9. Su stools pads

Mebebia Mother- "Are you telling you there is good two-way inserts when baby shit feces su, I go buy a bag, plus half the bag for you anymore, well pretty much. On top are not the problem, because right after the birth of a new baby one day participants distributed su, also not yet should still find these normal diabetes mellitus, see instead.

Once in the library started using paper diapers, the couple thought it good, lining the lining added to it from seeping into the diapers of paper, used to be much longer. Who's impervious to it, but the diaper down that it seep back, wet both the clothes and the older son (the effect with su!, how to be waterproof).

So the chorus instead of diapers is to change clothes. Not until Friday 5 or 6 something, the new couple struggling to research and find out ... the culprit. Fortunately, steals the stale rolls dent vía, not being cold or both. Her parents really are ... idiots too! ".

The 10-story. Didn't suck comments

Mebebia Mother- "The first Month, on their child would also suck a bottle outside, though my mother enough milk from after birth are a week. After a few months on, filled to about homeland, part cold, because said breast milk good world (thief, son, I chickened out top also increase was 1.7 kg) need something to eat besides milk, my mother wouldn't think of milk out for the ti, think after this episode that's easily the average breastfeeding , that is not feeding the average anymore.

After 15 days, not disastrous, starting for the drink tea by the average then Oh, you didn't suck the average anymore. File away again, to set forth, determined for the episode that also hands the bouquet. Result: 4 months working mother is the child must eat MSG, don't crave sucking milk, freshly baked, then that vase fuckin' spoon. Also may go idle, at least not that children should drink milk.

It wasn't until when is 6 months on 1 good day, mother breastfeeding episode comments again, I do always 150 ml, parents happy tears. That he was ttháng 7, about homeland, following a three-day illness, you also "bai bai" always jar, spend the money parents buy more 240 ml jar, because I think I will have to drink more. "

Adjacent to the time since then, the mother also regularly inserted by spoons 2 packed milk for children, miserable job the mother not know sit, located At Tuck, tuck dc 150 ml is also extreme. I know sit and then tuck the ball at first, suffering also because just for milk Spoon into your mouth curb cravings is not ... Just a week after the theft of vía eat sitting, the feed milk to the relatively easy to gradually, fewer dropped out, there 180ml 10 minutes mom tuck ' is off. But in summary, the average breastfeeding remains idle and much cleaner, and I put spoon of Liechtenstein House. "

The 11-story. Eat tangerines

MecuTit08 Mother- "my baby was 4 months I have to go to work. Baby Breastfeeding completely still, grandmother to baby you look about 4 and a half then sent the baby to her grandmother about her looks to catch you. My mother about her late father milk you drink anything just wait my mom about it.

Some day, she called for the boy who stars for crazy fever, to finish eating dinner the couple I picked up I don't see. Naturally some day that I go home kid shit himself straining which previously never because the whole parent that, had that baby's stool in children also found the baby only red ti li sieve as the pinworm.

Accidentally one day go do yourself surfing the web saw article says that baby is eating many tangerines will fever. So you ask her grandmother at home have you eaten anything more then that she is at the new Breeze for it's whole citrus fruit (of course that's just water.), the result is true. I always warn sailings is not for you to eat tangerines because will harm the stomach with it a fever as well as eating tangerines. She was also sad and hurt me.

What is the boy to his home now very constipated, or it goes to push both the Red though I have full feeding vegetables and sweet potato . Injured children, but don't know what how, perhaps the stomach affected little by eating tangerines soon too.

The 12-story. Media room

Nenvang Mother- "this is your experience, despite almost a year and a half and then that thought back I still feel regretful because of his đoảng. The then more than 1 year old, I was ill was hospitalized, was the doctor for the room. In the library, hours to just be a mom, a morning rush takes the hospital does not carry a diaper for children. When more water is on tv come apart blew out the pants, just to clean for her forgetting to hold hand are transmitted to children.

CU you inverse, so the remaining hand jerks phắt always plug the needle, so blood sugar under the needle. I discovered then saw a blood at his feet. The mouth I harden, limbs shaking up the new forever people call thanks to access to a physician. Blood that I have to wipe most of 2 rolls of toilet paper.

Perhaps because of blood loss after more that sick that her child distinctly lean and green, though there are additional care that soaked stale you still can not get back was like before the illness. Hours for every time you think about regrets and always blame themselves. "

The story of 13. Milk for children

Mebobothing Mother- "His brother recently had her first child, the couple it technical care, the boy then the appetite even sleep then get up a mouth watering mouth is crying out loud. The other day to have her for two of the GAC to Lam, she intended to cook sticky rice should buy new or where half-litre white wine please stay in the bottles of mineral water to squeeze the GAC for it, please put in the back of her refrigerator.

The boy woke up crying out loud up, mother father hurries away milk for my son, I poured the boiling water off the bottle to see hot water too new opening the fridge cold water added to the heat then mix the milk gave her mother, mom inserted right into my mouth, straight boy a powerful button ... suddenly ọc milk out flashy cough sụa the red, all face to cry cheaper.

Parents start, then find the smell of wine anonymously so his father took the wrong bottle of wine mixed milk for children. She just yelled at "mom and dad you're going to get true training?".=

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