101 funny experiences raising children first (P1)

The first story. Bed linen

Mother of HaDong -"picking up a child in the institution. Listen to father his wife said prior to cleaning the housing clean bed. Mother walked into a House which as lau as li, crystal clean bed appearance, all types of pillows station "crisis".

Say that it is actually dread the wedding train station, blankets my mom sorry money bought 2 sets of rows on each change and the market are only used when there is a special celebration. Her sister-in-law yelled fire commander. Clean up go, some day again it xoẹt soy sauce all day, then improvement flowers dirty mauve.

The couple make out that ah so well and also suffered. Y like that, after a few days you'd full su with si's lilac flowers, just xoèn xoẹt throughout the day. Finally, the mother must piece nylon ass you then yen. The same may is the summer, Sun and dry fast Launcher should not be dead. "

The second story. The bath water

Mother of HaDong -"listen to your father, the nurse told how, on the definitive hot enough phase 37 degrees for the bath. Parents try to move both fingers into the hot, new said: "my hand to have lost all that hair left on you're going to drop the boy into ah". My thoughts go to think back to how claims more water, similar to 2 ca to that at the boy shower still see red all hỏn people. All howling soul, think themselves non-subjective test is not trading up ".

The third story. Weaning

Mother of HaDong -"Children are near 4 months suddenly dried up both the mother milk." "The little swelling as the ball that the then still not enough sucking. Heard people suggest only that range for weaning also. Buy everything the milk still not excited.

Mom said eats baby powder for cooking only. That morning my mom shopping soon, buy 2 tasty sweet vegetables tasty. tangle. Home mom plucking clean, tangle and 1 soak the salt carefully, to say you hit up finely, then shake out the towel bucket filter excess juice, then cook the dough for you. Part of starvation, the voracious, make the same claims that the shriveled face though but still play most of the disk of dough.

Also admit a bit of bite, mother oh shit is harsh. A sweet vegetables to nẹn, throw in 2 spoons of flour that it is sweet. Some day after neighbors heard her story, the sisters smiled hi whinny together but that experience home she greater than themselves ".

The story 4. Looking forward to participants of the beach

ThaoDat Mother -Baby home breastfeeding "mom completely in the first 6 months. The first day would go, also very good, her grandmother says. But are months then on, way to go baby was also good, but keep up the ascending, 3 new day participants. Parents keep all intestinal fever, keep the sneeze or mug Geraldine is lagging behind baby xi shit himself, forever don't see British town.: "not yet where participants dressed up for my not cold!", "Not about to shit and then I saw coming and then, you know," mom xi still does.

On Wednesday, the parents always ask my shit, son mum no toét toe been fun watching is expect the participants to. On Thursday, Friday, Saturday ... ... very impatient mother, you must buy "Township conduits for the resignation," he said: "If the Township it apples without a new right to be spray over here want to put where." Her mother nodded.

The eighth day, the morning her mother asked the participants, still sits smiling toe toét; until the afternoon when the parent then just sneeze, Oh. The mother quickly undressing my mother, not what that poker shit himself a Democrat, still very soft, not like the Apple, she helps maintaining healthy feces too, see you talk the sentence: "Yes". The British afternoon breeze, mother of puppet Township hiss: "The shit". That's what I know is there is the welcome from participants.

Then I told my mother, mother told you to eat more vegetables and fiber again, the gradual improvement but also to 2 new day participants. Children learn the know baby my mother completely, can will go less weaned baby shit out and put on a little slower if there also should not be too worried. "

The story of 5. Sour milk

HaDong Mother -her child his intestines birth. Their first daughter, grandchildren, grandparents, first a son should both prioritise health bẵm. Coming of age eat sour milk, heard the children eat, very good so I bought it for my son to eat. The boy now, but only the cloth box type that adults are also used, such as 180 or 200 ml. The first time it played out near 1 box.

8, which is edible, too good. She and her mother hửng whinnies joy see you eat well too. To the second every time out of the box ... and maybe even times she let me eat up to 2 boxes in one afternoon. Thieves still fresh manure put it chickened out so people think don't matter.

For a long time like that, a week the boy was at least 5 eat yogurt box ... and until the baby teeth just dull black and jagged as the locusts ate. He questions it forever and I expect the episode chew go for teeth, stomach it development. But the boy is too weak, slightly hard fruit pieces even boiled carrots, Kohlrabi is soft and that it still cannot chew.

He found the book of excuses the other books and then suddenly "Eureka": "So your mother you, giving it very edible yeast, sour yogurt into-a-Nazi it destroys most of tooth enamel that boy should consequently it so new stars". On pregnant mother abstinence thing, ill dare not use 1 antibiotic tablets, how dare blames for the use of antibiotics.

Both suddenly the food poisoning was already too late, can only draw experience for the later. The boy then later replace the teeth still can't really beautiful because of its weak front teeth too. Just a little back up more black papillae, mủn add tooth should really not sure lead to the replacement of teeth later on for khấp khấp khểnh kha.

Story 6. Lilac flower wealth

Jarry08 Mother -"Out of the Institute's two days, to mourn too dark short circuit that mother's milk is less, yet about more, burning pain ti too so decided to phase out milk for your child to eat more. Nursing is a slightly then wouldn't drink again. My mother drink more cups of milk powder. Been a while, the ejector, hic, how much is the product of gold lổn, Nhon and nursery and baby belly ọc ọc, whole country, overflowing all the diapers of paper towels out. Nervous for my children, how it belly ọc ọc, shit forever new, worry too. My wife asked her husband: "or you go outside, you fed milk formula". My husband: "or do you drink other milk".

Worrying too, didn't sleep all night. Early in the morning, my mom called Uncle: "the girl she was away or put it on your ass so much, lổn around the belly, back, Nhon and boiling". Uncle smiled fainting: "It also improved on many flower lilac those busy man". Howling soul. How long you care without knowing from su to manure lilac flowers how to reform. Phaneesh snub too. "=

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