Hug's belly with April Fools jokes

See my son goes to school late, dads want to ask but fear the lie, and he brought out the lie detector use.

The child had just finished answering, lie detector machines punch for one.

Fathers raising up his voice: "age, I don't do his paternal grandparents are upset ever", has just finished speaking he claims was the one stone thrown out the door.

See, my wife "value for life, because you have that you must become like this, at least, it is your son?". Just finished speaking, she was the wife of stones that bốp the couch out of the way, okay.

Lying and telling the truth

A guy says to his wife is out to buy cigarettes, but back to the bar to drink beer, meet a nice girl. The next thing he remembers is waking up in the morning at 3 h girl apartment.-Oh, my wife will kill me he madly exclaimed stalk-hurry up, for me a little white powder!

Girls get to him a little flour Cretaceous, him massage successively hastily hands right into the home.

Just arrived home, his wife jumping out of my hand and asked:

-You have to go where?

-Are you honest with you, I went to the bar, drinking beer and then come home to a beautiful girl ...

-Come see me-wife louder.

I my husband put out white chalk powder-filled hands.

-A liar without shy wife yelled at-you go bowling the night away!

Back to normal

Wife: Before the wedding day, I call you Angel.

Stack: True

Wife: why now you don't call me anymore?

Husband: I have to be happy for me because now he has to head back to normal!

Reduce anger

My husband: "When you crazy with em, I never argue back. How do you curb your anger?

Wife: "I go toilet brush"

My husband: "So how effective was it?"

Wife: "I use your toothbrush"

Rich generosity

-Why women just like marrying rich, have the home floor, car, money coffee that does not want to take the people who don't have anything?

-Capital rich emotional women, they do not want to make the poor more suffering do nothing!

The age of the woman

On a train, two women in bunk beds 1 speak to each other. A woman asked:

-How old are you Sisters?

-I'm just a little more than 20. How about you?

-Children aged over 18 new a little bit.

He heard that customers on beds of jumbled look down all sailings are two "girls". After enjoying two "missing women" 18, 20, he fell into the ground spin. She startled scream.

-Where are you from?

-I don't know, I'm just born.

Dare to go the doctor again?

The doctor asked the patient visits:

-Medications that I listed for you effective?

-Oh, Yes! Thanks doctor has run.

-Really effective?

-Yes, very good doctor!

-Then I have to drink. I also get the same as you.

You're not in place

The teacher is lecturing on lectures about the longevity of creatures, then suddenly a student stands up to ask:

-Sir, donkey live how long dead?

The teacher expressed sympathy:

-Why do you say that, are you feel unwell?

Who is the best liar?

A politician is on the road campaigning then suddenly caught a child are surrounding a dog, fight challenged. He stopped the car, asked.A boy says:

-We picked up this dog, who also want to carry on farming should we decide is the best liar who will be feeding the dog.

-You're not lying because that is what sin. -The statesman, admonished. -When we're in the age of the children, we never lie and now too ...

Kids quiet for a minute and then the boy sighed:

-Give your dog for him!=